John McCain...

...taking a relaxing walk in the quiet and safe streets of Baghdad. Although hundreds of troops and several helicopters were accompanying him, that was not for security reasons. The place is safe. It was just so that the troops and the helicopter pilots get to meet this superman. Also the bullet proofs vests and the helmets are not for safety. They are are just in fashion. They are the latest fashion designs of Christian Dior and McCain tries to stay uptodate and dress elegantly as he is running for president.

P.S. I really think this guy is losing it.